Pretty Good Woodworking01 Apr
Well it has come to this. You’ve seen it all around you. You probably knew that the Studio couldn’t be far behind. I have to say now that it’s true.
We’re dropping our values. The lessening of standards, the fascination with the quick and the cheap, yes these have infiltrated our walls as well. What’s new, what’s hip, what’s happening fast and now. That’s our Twittering. We have been swept along and now swept into the rush to mediocrity. Our woodworking is now pretty good.
Let’s lay out the facts. Those ideals of perfection were hard work to maintain. It takes effort to do things well. After so many years of holding up these standards our arms were tired. Those high standards of craftsmanship were heavy! Too much, we say. Time now to recognize what has been a reality all along.
Good Enough, our new motto. Get ‘er Done, our next bumper sticker. Pretty Good Woodworking our new standard.
It’s happening everywhere; we’re just band wagoning here. Yes, perhaps we’re a little late to the dance but we’ve been so busy being justifiably right and correct and precise that now we can afford to be unrelentingly mediocre. Pretty Good Woodworking is a new branding effort by us to instill in the public a sense of what’s just good enough to get by.
For instance, why hand cut dovetails, spending all that time fussing and checking and fitting and fussing? We have a jig now that you can use on your jointer to cut dovetails. It works, so why worry if the results need a gallon of putty? Get ‘er done. We’ll call it The Best Dovetail Jig Ever.
Wasting time sharpening chisels is also a thing of the past. We grind an edge now on the belt sander and call it good. That blue color on the chisel? That’s just mood lighting for your edges. As for how sharp we get things, now we check our edges, not on some silly softwood. We slam the edge down into a bench top. If it goes in 1/8″, it’s sharp. Hey don’t fuss, it works good enough.
How about sanding and planing? These are the Sisyphean efforts of the past. We now have a proprietary oil/ varnish mix that covers every sanding scratch perfectly and fills every bit of tear-out. Put it on with a mop and watch your free time flow back into your life. Once that stuff dries in a month or so you’ll swear that you’ll be able to shave by its reflection.
We’ve been working on this next thing for awhile and this will really save you time. The power conversion kit for hand tools will really speed things up for all of us in the shop. It takes a little retrofitting to get the power source held tightly to everything but once it’s in place baby I’m telling you that a 240 volt scraper works fast. Trust me on that. Or put your hands on a block plane with a turbo on it. We’re talking quick removal of material here.
So that’s it. We’re trying out this new approach in the Studio. I hope you’ll welcome this new era into your woodworking life as we have done into ours. It’s a relief really to be a part of the new century. Heck if anything that we make lasts three years, that’s a triumph right? Hair flying, standards thrown out the window like a sack of peanut shells. We’re free to be as mediocre as we like. Or foolish today.
